Tuesday funny bone

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I've been thinking a lot about humor the last couple of days and even though I'm not a very good joke teller, I thought I'd share two jokes with you. One I'd heard forever ago on the radio and the other a middle school student shared with me this week...

One morning a man and woman woke up and started to fight over who should brew the coffee. The man insisted that his wife had to make the coffee. The woman insisted that her husband make the coffee. Finally, the woman said, "I have proof on why you need to make the coffee. It says so in the Bible!"

The man was not going for it and insisted she show him where in the Bible it said he HAD to make the coffee. "I won't make the coffee unless you prove the Bible says I have to do it!"

She opened her Bible, pointed to the top of the page and showed it to her husband. "See right there - it says he-brews!" He climbed out of bed, and brewed the coffee.
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How did the three wise men travel to see baby Jesus?
The went in one Accord.
(See they were wise because they knew driving an economy car was important!)

I hope you smiled. Have a funny, sunny day!

Comments

Anonymous said…

Thank you for the smiles, Tara. I hadn't heard either joke.

11:09 AM EST

Mel said…

*chuckling* I'm sharing that one with the Brit! ;-)

8:30 PM EST

Tara Lamont said…

Nice!

9:40 AM EST

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